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In Topic: E3

11 June 2019 - 10:32 AM

Nintendo (full direct)

In Topic: E3

10 June 2019 - 01:18 PM

Ubisoft (Canada warning) (full conference)
  • Watch Dogs 3 Legion gameplay demo. Recruit and play as any NPC in the world. Clint Hocking is the creative director which explains why this game looks unique and interesting. March 6, 2020.
  • Ghost Recon Breakpoint trailer.
  • They showed some sort of Tom Clancy's All-Stars mobile game. Were you waiting for the next Splinter Cell? Well this has Sam Fisher, so I'm sure it'll satiate you for years to come.
  • Just Dance is still a fucking thing.
  • Rainbow Six Quarantine trailer. 3 player co-op game.
  • There's gonna be a Tom Clancy's Division movie on Netflix. why
  • uPlay+. New subscription service for Ubisoft games. I heard you like paying subscription fees to play games. $15/mo. Sep 2019. I believe this is the most expensive game subscription service money can buy.
  • Roller Champions gameplay trailer. Some kind of multiplayer roller derby arcade game. Pre-alpha demo out now.
  • Gods & Monsters teaser.
Other than Watch Dogs 3, this conference was sleepytimes.

In Topic: E3

10 June 2019 - 10:58 AM

PC Gaming Show (aka The Epic Games Store Showcase) (full conference)

In Topic: E3

09 June 2019 - 06:13 PM

Bethesda (full conference)
  • They showed people cheering like maniacs for Todd Howard despite the massive bedshitting that was Fallout 76. Hmm...
  • The new Fallout 76 expansion adds NPCs to the world. When this game was announced, Todd Howard said that "every character in the world is a real player". I guess they had to add NPCs because no one is playing their shitty game anymore.
  • Fallout 76 now has a 52-player battle royale mode. Why is this not a 76-player mode???
  • Ghostwire Tokyo CG trailer. I hope this game is as cool as its trailer.
  • Elder Scrolls Online: Catz cinematic.
  • It was at this point that my power went out for no fucking reason and I don't know what happened after this. I'm just going off of Bethesda's youtube channel at this point.
  • Commandeer Keen MOBILE GAME trailer.
  • Wolfenstein Youngblood trailer.
  • Deathloop trailer. Arkane.
  • Doom Eternal. Story trailer. Battlemode Multiplayer trailer.
  • No Starfield. No Elder Scrolls VI. Not surprising.
Everything about this conference (from what I got to watch) felt blatantly fabricated. From the carefully worded Fallout 76 spins, to the multiple "no wait, we actually do care about our players" videos they showed, to how they only mic'd the first few rows of the audience (Bethesda employees) to make it seem like everyone was applauding every sentence uttered by the people on stage. You're still in timeout, Bethesda.

In Topic: E3

09 June 2019 - 01:54 PM


Microsoft (full conference)
  • Outer Worlds gameplay trailer. Obsidian (Pillars of Eternity, Fallout New Vegas).
  • Bleeding Edge trailer. Ninja Theory (Heavenly Sword, Senua's Sacrifice). Competitive 4v4 action game.
  • Ori and the Will of the Wisps boss trailer. Feb 11, 2020.
  • Minecraft Dungeons gameplay trailer. New top-down action RPG by Mojang. Spring 2020.
  • Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order gameplay trailer. Nov 15, 2019.
  • Blair Witch trailer. Devs of Layers of Fear. Aug 30, 2019.
  • Cyberpunk 2077 CG cinematic + gameplay trailer. Watch this regardless of how you feel about CG trailers. Apr 16, 2020.
  • Spiritfarer trailer
  • Battetoads trailer
  • The Legend of Wright trailer
  • Xbox Games Pass for PC starts today if you like paying subscription fees to play games.
  • Microsoft Flight Simulator (reboot) trailer. Actually pretty impressive looking.
  • Age of Empires 2 Definitive Edition trailer. New campaign "The Last Khans". I don't know how/why this is a thing that's different from AoE 2 HD Edition, but whatever.
  • Wasteland 3. A stupid trailer.
  • MS has acquired Double Fine.
  • Psychonauts 2 trailer
  • Lego Star Wars The Skywalker Saga trailer
  • Dragon BallZ Kakarot trailer. Anime warning.
  • 12 Minutes trailer
  • Way to the Woods trailer
  • Gears 5 weird "trailer" thing that intro'd their weird multiplayer mode trailer. Gears of War's marketing team is full of dorks.
  • Gears 5 Terminator Dark Fate DLC thing
  • Gears Pop. The moment we've all been waiting for.
  • Elite Controller 2.0 trailer. Only for 1337 gamerz. (I probably made this same joke when the original Elite controller was revealed. Sue me, bitch.)
  • Dying Light 2 trailer. Spring 2020.
  • Forza Horizon 4 Lego Expansion trailer. They did a Hot Wheels expansion years ago so this isn't that weird. June 13, 2019.
  • State of Decay 2 Heartland Expansion trailer
  • Phantasy Star Online 2 trailer. Anime warning.
  • Crossfire CG trailer. what is dis
  • Tales of Arise trailer. Anime warning.
  • Borderlands 3 trailer
  • Elden Ring trailer. From Software. Miyazaki (Dark Souls) + George Railroad Martin (Game of Thrones).
  • Console Streaming (xCloud) begins in October. Current Xbox Ones will support game streaming like Google Stadia.
  • Project Scarlett (next-gen Xbox). Heads talking about the next Xbox. Holiday 2020.
  • Halo Infinite story trailer. Launching with the next Xbox.
I anticipate MS's next-gen approach to be a very cheap streaming-only filthy casual "console" that's less than $100 (including the controller) with its primary business model being the Xbox Games Pass, and a big boy beefcake console that's like $600. I also think you'll be able to play next-gen Xbox games on an Xbox One through xCloud streaming.

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