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[Kinetic]

Whenever I own a house, I'm buying a gaming PC for it. I want me some of these deals.

[mattacus]

Sleeping Dogs is $10 until tomorrow.

I bought Sleeping Doods on one of their earlier sales, and I have to say that I'm really enjoying it.

[Niterider]

Whenever I own a house, I'm buying a gaming PC for it. I want me some of these deals.

What do you have now? With the way computers are built these days, if you're on Windows 7 there's a good chance are you can play a lot of stuff on Steam.

[JCTucker]

Just FYI, Dead Island is an amazingly fun game. I've put about 60 hours in, and chopping up zombies never gets old.

[Kinetic]

What do you have now? With the way computers are built these days, if you're on Windows 7 there's a good chance are you can play a lot of stuff on Steam.

Studio apartment, moving up to a 1 bedroom this summer. It's more of an issue with funding than housing. By "own a house" I mean "having actual income" rather than living off student loans, and I run Windows 7 through Parallels on my 3 year old Macbook Pro (both of which are starting to run like ass after 1,000+ battery cycles). Plus I've already made my major computing investment for the next few years when I bought my iPad last November.

When the time comes for my dark descent into the PC gaming realms, I will not go gently unto that good night. I will fist it right in the ass, buying the best shit I can buy at the time.

Edited by Kinetic, 11 March 2013 - 08:10 PM.

[Gamble]

Starting to get bad.

[Niterider]

[Kinetic]

Do you like vidya games, Gumble?

[Gamble]

A little bit.

[Blaze]

So Age of Empires II comes out on April 5th for pre-orders. Since we still don't have a fourth, I'm not going to bother buying the four pack. I'm not going to spend extra money to have another copy sit in my steam wallet. Also, it looks like SharpeWolfe already bought the game anyway, so I think we can all agree that this is his fault and he should be deeply ashamed of himself.

[Kinetic]

So Age of Empires II comes out on April 5th for pre-orders. Since we still don't have a fourth, I'm not going to bother buying the four pack. I'm not going to spend extra money to have another copy sit in my steam wallet. Also, it looks like SharpeWolfe already bought the game anyway, so I think we can all agree that this is his fault and he should be deeply ashamed of himself.

Even if he had never even met us, I would still say this (and everything else) is SharpeWolfe's fault.

[SharpeWolfe]

I regret nothing

[Nightshade]

I regret nothing

Of course you don't. You're from Iowa: Butthole of America.

[Blaze]

Right next to Nebraska: Taint of America.

[Kinetic]

Right next to Missouri: External Anal Sphincter of America.

[Nightshade]

Right next to Nebraska: Taint of America.

Yep. Followed by Colorado: Scrotum of America, right?

[Blaze]

Yep. Followed by Colorado: Scrotum of America, right?

Look, I know it's been a while since you've taken a geography class, Nightshade, but that's no excuse for not knowing that Colorado and Wyoming together comprise the scrotal region.

[Kinetic]

Wait, so where's the dick then? Surely it can't be Florida. Obviously Texas comprises the actual testicles.

[Blaze]

Florida is the colostomy bag. Contrary to what you might have expected, America lacks a penis because she is actually a woman.

[Niterider]

Florida is the colostomy bag. Contrary to what you might have expected, America lacks a penis because she is actually a woman.

Are the balls still in Texas?