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#1 Nightshade

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Posted 10 June 2013 - 10:21 AM

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So, not that anyone should care about Halo's story anymore. But the continuing of M. Cheif's ass-pained adventures can only mean one thing:

Cortana is coming back as a sexy lady-robot in Halo 6.

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I bet Chief can't wait to be balls-deep in her lightning bolt port. You have no idea how long he's waited to do that.

Edited by Nightshade, 10 June 2013 - 10:23 AM.


#2 Blaze

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Posted 10 June 2013 - 11:03 AM

This is all accurate. I just confirmed it with Cocop.

#3 Kinetic

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Posted 10 June 2013 - 11:18 AM

Mark VIII armor, now with swooshy brown robes. Because you need robes to protect yourself from the blowing sand, since sealed armor with a visor doesn't do that.

Edited by Kinetic, 10 June 2013 - 11:20 AM.


#4 Merguson

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Posted 10 June 2013 - 11:51 AM

Camouflage?

#5 Syracuse022

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Posted 10 June 2013 - 12:17 PM

Bahahaha he's wearing a robe.

#6 Nightshade

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Posted 10 June 2013 - 12:46 PM

Looks like Halo has some new competition as it wont be the only franchise where robots try to fit humans inside them.

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#7 Blaze

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Posted 10 June 2013 - 01:08 PM

Guys, he's wearing the robe to hide his robot boner. I just confirmed it with Cocop.

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Posted 10 June 2013 - 02:25 PM

Guys, he's wearing the robe to hide his robot boner. I just confirmed it with Cocop.

You mean his Xboner?

#9 KrAzY WiSh

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Posted 10 June 2013 - 02:52 PM

I thought it was going to be a trailer for a DUNE game then what I thought was a sandworm coming out of the ground turned out to be a massive robot.
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#10 Niterider

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Posted 10 June 2013 - 04:18 PM

Glad I'm not the only one who thought the robe was stupid.
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#11 Jironimo

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Posted 10 June 2013 - 08:50 PM

Why was the Chief so emo?! It annoys me that he's bein such a little bitch about Cortana.

#12 JCTucker

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Posted 11 June 2013 - 05:19 AM

Why was the Chief so emo?! It annoys me that he's bein such a little bitch about Cortana.

Chief has feels. So many feels.

#13 Merguson

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Posted 11 June 2013 - 07:01 AM

60 frames per second and dedicated servers are a nice touch to new iterations of Halo. I think it's too late for me though.



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