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#41 phreak

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Posted 27 November 2006 - 07:18 PM

Dang you can't find these suckers anywhere. I know I'll probably get bored of it fast, but I want so badly to try one and play around with it for awhile. Geez, I hate the stupid name Nintendo gave it. You can't talk about the dang thing without having sexual innuendos fly all over the place. The Revolution was so much cooler. I am almost convinced that Nintendo's sole desire is to see how silly they can make people look while still spending money.

#42 Shin Karasawa

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Posted 27 November 2006 - 08:06 PM

Dang you can't find these suckers anywhere. I know I'll probably get bored of it fast, but I want so badly to try one and play around with it for awhile.

Geez, I hate the stupid name Nintendo gave it. You can't talk about the dang thing without having sexual innuendos fly all over the place. The Revolution was so much cooler.

I am almost convinced that Nintendo's sole desire is to see how silly they can make people look while still spending money.



They call it Wii, because they say "It is a console for everyone."

And if you're too self conscious to enjoy moving your arms a little bit, maybe you shouldn't get one. :no:

But, it looks like I'm getting one of these, rather than an Xbox 360... heck, my Xbox is broken anyway, so theres no chance I could ever play Halo again. Hope to see you guys on Wi-Fi when I eventually get my Wii.

#43 mattacus

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Posted 27 November 2006 - 08:35 PM

^^ Ha ha! You said that you don't yet have a penis! I hope the operation in Thailand goes well, ma'am.

#44 Jironimo

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Posted 27 November 2006 - 11:15 PM

Hope to see you guys on Wi-Fi when I eventually get my Wii.

Don't worry, I'll make sure I pwn you once Mario Kart for the Wii comes out.

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Posted 28 November 2006 - 08:46 AM

Don't worry, I'll make sure I pwn you once Mario Kart for the Wii comes out.

And Super Smash Bros. Brawl! Oh, and if they do manage to create an online version of their older games, I want to challenge you to a game of the original Mario Kart, Ivan. I'll own you. :smile:

#46 JCTucker

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Posted 28 November 2006 - 11:09 AM

"DualX2 -- pwning Ivan since 2004."

#47 Shin Karasawa

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Posted 30 November 2006 - 07:44 PM

Don't worry, I'll make sure I pwn you once Mario Kart for the Wii comes out.


I lol'd.

We'll see what happens on Brawl, grasshopper. :banana:

#48 Jironimo

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Posted 30 November 2006 - 11:17 PM

I lol'd.

We'll see what happens on Brawl, grasshopper. :banana:

I'll give you SSBB, I'm not good at that shit. I'll just pay you back with some serious Mario Kart ass-kickings.

#49 vociferous

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Posted 01 December 2006 - 05:15 AM

It's a shame I didn't know you played Mario Kart, Dual, we could have hooked my SNES up and done some damage. I don't trust Nintendo about Wii Mario Kart iterations because, in my opinion, none have been as good as the original 1992 version (I have yet to try the DS version):

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Which remains my favorite, all-time game. Every subsequent version has been weak sauce and has not held my attention for very long at all...

#50 DualX

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Posted 01 December 2006 - 08:29 AM

Are you kidding, Voc? That was like all I played with my brother when I had a SNES. I hope the Wii version is just as good if not better. Double Dash wasn't all that bad imo.

#51 Jironimo

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Posted 01 December 2006 - 10:07 PM

I personally think the N64 version was the deepest. I have the DS version and it's very similar to the N64, lots of fun. I really enjoy Double Dash because of the tracks, we never saw anything like DK Mountain on the old games. I think the drifting really changed the game and made the gameplay incredibly more deep. I went back to playing the GBA Super Circuit Mario Kart which plays a lot like the N64 and it just didn't seem as fun.

#52 phreak

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Posted 01 December 2006 - 11:06 PM

You have a DS Ivan?

#53 Jironimo

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Posted 02 December 2006 - 09:52 PM

You have a DS Ivan?

Hell yizah sucka! I got Mario Kart DS and New Super Mario Bros. Van and I are working on our prostitution simulator we're calling Nintenhoes.

#54 Vanwadilion

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Posted 03 December 2006 - 09:44 AM

Yeah, we've been working on it for a while. We seem to have been stuck in the research of the game for a few years now. I think we'll need at least a few more years worth or experiences before we get to the actual programming ballyhoo, but me and Ivan are just that committed to the project- we want this to be the most accurate prostitution sim on the market. :banana: (am I the only one in the forum that thinks the dancing banana = sexy time?)

#55 mattacus

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Posted 03 December 2006 - 10:59 AM

the dancing phallus is indeed indicative of the copulative act.

#56 Kinetic

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Posted 03 December 2006 - 11:12 AM

Will there be a special finger fucking minigame where you have to push the Wiimote back and forth until you find the g-spot?

#57 Vanwadilion

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Posted 03 December 2006 - 01:09 PM

Wow, brilliant, Kinetic. We would like to offer you a position on the devlopment team for Nintenho's, so will you accept our "proposition"? PS don't you go to a Catholic school? :wink:

Edited by Vanwadilion, 03 December 2006 - 01:10 PM.


#58 mattacus

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Posted 03 December 2006 - 02:16 PM

I would think Catholic school would serve as excellent preparation to serve on the staff of Nintenhoes...

#59 Kinetic

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Posted 03 December 2006 - 03:12 PM

PS don't you go to a Catholic school? :wink:

Haven't met too many Catholic school girls have ya?

By the way, I accept.

Edited by Kinetic, 03 December 2006 - 03:12 PM.


#60 Syracuse022

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Posted 03 December 2006 - 06:11 PM

LOL at that.

Edited by Syracuse022, 03 December 2006 - 06:20 PM.



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