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[Nightshade]

Teaser

So, not that anyone should care about Halo's story anymore. But the continuing of M. Cheif's ass-pained adventures can only mean one thing:

Cortana is coming back as a sexy lady-robot in Halo 6.



I bet Chief can't wait to be balls-deep in her lightning bolt port. You have no idea how long he's waited to do that.

Edited by Nightshade, 10 June 2013 - 10:23 AM.

[Blaze]

This is all accurate. I just confirmed it with Cocop.

[Kinetic]

Mark VIII armor, now with swooshy brown robes. Because you need robes to protect yourself from the blowing sand, since sealed armor with a visor doesn't do that.

Edited by Kinetic, 10 June 2013 - 11:20 AM.

[Merguson]

Camouflage?

[Syracuse022]

Bahahaha he's wearing a robe.

[Nightshade]

Looks like Halo has some new competition as it wont be the only franchise where robots try to fit humans inside them.

Spoiler

Boom.

[Blaze]

Guys, he's wearing the robe to hide his robot boner. I just confirmed it with Cocop.

[DualX]

Guys, he's wearing the robe to hide his robot boner. I just confirmed it with Cocop.

You mean his Xboner?

[KrAzY WiSh]

I thought it was going to be a trailer for a DUNE game then what I thought was a sandworm coming out of the ground turned out to be a massive robot.

[Niterider]

Glad I'm not the only one who thought the robe was stupid.

[Jironimo]

Why was the Chief so emo?! It annoys me that he's bein such a little bitch about Cortana.

[JCTucker]

Why was the Chief so emo?! It annoys me that he's bein such a little bitch about Cortana.

Chief has feels. So many feels.

[Merguson]

60 frames per second and dedicated servers are a nice touch to new iterations of Halo. I think it's too late for me though.